One Fly Ride

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

. marketing .

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her
telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,
I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
You get up and straighten your tie;
you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You
are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face. That's Customer Feedback

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